if my life was a tv show it would be of me watching tv shows
commercial: "have you or someone you love-"
me: slow down thats the same person
Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?– Sigmund Freud (via ckgarden)
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
tupacabra: who wants to start a screamo michael bublé cover band with me
thehorangames: School tomorrow [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people
have you ever fallen temporarily in love with a stranger in a public place?
parents: your room is a mess
me: you should see my life
satan-official: thearchangeltrickster: bandannarama: iamtonysexual: biptch: don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation hip rotation booty sensation ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ *snaps fingers in a pentagram formation* *says a Latin incantation* waits for lucifer with anticipation your waiting is over my friends
fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
kanyewesticle: How to make Easter easier in just one step: Replace the t with an i
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
swissdoll: rip steve jobs, who always lived life to the macs
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
white girl on tumblr: i could of made that post
tits-amore: if you think a bass is not a sexy instrument you’re deaf as hell
pizza: if you took someone’s brand new laptop and uninstalled internet explorer then they’d never be able to get on the internet because to get on the internet they would need to go on the internet and install a program to be able to use the internet
vegay: yes hello i would like to apply to be in a coma